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Cheap Shitty Beer = Aluminum


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This test requires that you purchase two items.

The first a stick of antiperspirant. No deodorant. Antiperspirant and deodorant are two entirely different classes of products. Deodorant uses fragrances to mask odor, and antiperspirant uses aluminum to block sweat from exiting your pores. Check the ingredients when you purchase your stick of antiperspirant to make sure it does have aluminum in it.

The second thing you will need is a can of cheap shitty beer. Faxe will do. I highly recommend that you get cheap, and foreign, that way it will ensure the quality control is at a bare minumum and due to overseas shipping, there will be plenty of time to leach aluminum into the beverage.

If you are Danish, choose something other than Faxe, as your Faxe will probably be fresher than eggs from a chicken farmer.

Day One. Take your stick of anti-perspirant and apply some on your fingers. Taste it with your tongue. Notice the unique dryness it creates in your mouth.

 

Day Two. Open your can of cheap shitty beer and drink. Notice how it leaves a very distinct dryness in your mouth. Identical to what aluminum in your antiperspirant does.

 

That is all. Enjoy your Alzheimers.

 

 

 

 

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Cheap Shitty Beer = Aluminum

 

by MrOmegaPhi

This test requires that you purchase two items.

The first a stick of antiperspirant. No deodorant. Antiperspirant and deodorant are two entirely different classes of products. Deodorant uses fragrances to mask odor, and antiperspirant uses aluminum to block sweat from exiting your pores. Check the ingredients when you purchase your stick of antiperspirant to make sure it does have aluminum in it.

The second thing you will need is a can of cheap shitty beer. Faxe will do. I highly recommend that you get cheap, and foreign, that way it will ensure the quality control is at a bare minumum and due to overseas shipping, there will be plenty of time to leach aluminum into the beverage.

If you are Danish, choose something other than Faxe, as your Faxe will probably be fresher than eggs from a chicken farmer.

Day One. Take your stick of anti-perspirant and apply some on your fingers. Taste it with your tongue. Notice the unique dryness it creates in your mouth.

 

Day Two. Open your can of cheap shitty beer and drink. Notice how it leaves a very distinct dryness in your mouth. Identical to what aluminum in your antiperspirant does.

 

That is all. Enjoy your Alzheimers.

 

 

 

 

 

Time you started eating fish MrO.

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Cheap Shitty Beer = Aluminum

I guess Wilful will have to be careful.

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So, the entirety of your post can be summed up by saying antiperspirant and shit beer both have aluminum in them.

Thanks for the fun fact, it's literally useless to my life along with most of your other posts. The fact you typed as much as you did for something so stupid I find more interesting.

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control your vibrations through your libations!! 

Step 1. Drink aluminium, rock out around a fire while cursing Omega and laughing. Slurp a juicy raw mcdonalds burger straight from the shell.

Step 2. Explain to a forum the sweet balance you balance on with expertise--dick swinging a hello, hand pushing out a fart.

Step 3. Understand balance is an allusion you must hold on to with one hand, while pawing at the gummy skin folds between the butt and front.

Step 4. Double constant caffeine consumption.

Step 4 and a half. You have canker sores on your cat's ass.

Step 5. Shart

Step 6. Eat antiperspirant 

 

 

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They've linked under arm aluminum to the progression of breast tumors.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/08/070831210302.htm

Scientists have found that the aluminium content of breast tissue and breast tissue fat was significantly higher in the outer regions of the breast, in close proximity to the area where there would be the highest density of antiperspirant.
Recent research has linked breast cancer with the use of aluminium-based, underarm antiperspirants. The known, but unaccounted for, higher incidence of tumours in the upper outer quadrant of the breast seemed to support such a contention. However, the identification of a mechanism of antiperspirant-induced breast cancer has remained elusive.

They've also linked aluminum with Alzheimer's.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3056430/

Al is not essential for life. On the contrary, Al is a well established neurotoxin and is suspected to be linked with various neurodegenerative diseases including Alzheimer's disease (AD), amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), and Parkinsonism dementia in the Kii Peninsula and Guam [1], and the Gulf War syndrome [2].

I am providing you the straightforward test that will convince people who do not own a chemistry lab.

 

I'm shocked. I dumped the beer out that is how much I could taste the drying substance aluminum.

 

I could be wrong about the source of the aluminum being the cans. It could very well be the production process where the brewing of the beer may occur inside aluminum pots. In either event, I suggest if you are a beer drinker, you get accustomed to what the taste of aluminum does to the taste buds.

 

It is temperature which facilitates migration of aluminum into the beer.

 

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:e8VoRBU4Xh0J:hrcak.srce.hr/file/162288+&cd=13&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=ca

 

Aluminium concentration changes in canned beer depend on storage temperature. Storage in the refrigerator protects against aluminium migration from the can, while storage at 22 °C facilitates aluminium migration from can to beer

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step 3: don't drink any alcohol since alcohol no matter what quality damages the brain 

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Yeah, over the last decade I've kept consumption down to less than a 24 case of beer for the entire year.

This summer though, ever since a trip the cottage, I've gone over that amount slighty.

I will probably be returning to abstinence soon enough, probably once the summer is over. I dunno... there is something awesome about drinking outdoors.

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Maybe you should get addicted to drinking concentrated cordial rather than alcohol 

it will give you an experience no kind of alcohol could ever give you 

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I'm into the nootropics and nutritional supplements.

 

What do you suggest one looks for in terms of ingredients inside a cordial?

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