Sorry! :(
Hope you weren't passed out in any of those times of need. I'd hate for your friend to be less loyal to you or more specifically your asshole.
I'm going to assume this is a fake account but if it's real why would you want to be loyal to such a person? What is that trite saying? Character is who you are when no one is looking? The person you're loyal to doesn't exist. It's a persona he projects.