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But I'm just a sheep, remember. What stories could I possibly have to share.

It's not like I've ever committed theft, assault, vandalism, forgery, fraud or property damage. And I certainly would never plan to kill people or attempt murder.

Hell no, I'm just a sweet, harmless little sheep.

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what did you do to the prison psychologist?

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Nice to meet you. You seem like a nice young man. 

I am a crazy old bitch

the butt of  many jokes,

and,  for bonus points>>>>>>>>>>>>

a bipolar, saggy titted, irritant.  

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This guy is gonna fit right in.

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there was this dude in my town who always ran his mouth behind my back. but whenever we ran into eachother at the store or wherever he was all silent. and i noticed something. this dumbass always left his car running if he was at the convenience store. so i waited and waited. then finally came the day, i pulled into the convenience store and there his car was. so i parked in a nearby lot and quickly got into his car and took it for a ride. i crashed his piece of shit car right into his piece of shit house and dipped. i left the radio on a country station for him since i know he hates country.

 

 

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Welcome to the asylum please take a ticket and wait for your number to be called

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cranked ICP to get the mood right. i remember that song "homies" was playing when we got up to the house, that shit was so tight

 What's your favorite flavor faygo, faggot?

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actually this site contains a lot more normal people then some other asylum sites.

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