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by Respectwhen i did my first b&e at the age of 14.
Dare to share (that story)?
My bullshit detector needs a good workout.
i do the things that normal people fantasize about because i have the balls to do those things.
Of course you do...
i'm just a superior person.
A God among men, right?
Seems legit.
like i said, i was 14 years old, me and a 17 year old from my school, we'll call him Dan, planned it out. there was a wealthy kid at our lunch table whose family was going out of town. we made sure the whole operation was gonna be solid...we even casually brought up the topic of home alarm systems to see if he had one (he didn't). then came the night. Dan and I hopped in his car and smoked a blunt and cranked ICP to get the mood right. i remember that song "homies" was playing when we got up to the house, that shit was so tight and we were blitzed. i took my crowbar and popped open a window at the back of the house open, then took my knife to cut open the screen and crawled in that bitch. we took a tv, jewelry, and some money laying around. it was euphoric.
there was this dude in my town who always ran his mouth behind my back. but whenever we ran into eachother at the store or wherever he was all silent. and i noticed something. this dumbass always left his car running if he was at the convenience store. so i waited and waited. then finally came the day, i pulled into the convenience store and there his car was. so i parked in a nearby lot and quickly got into his car and took it for a ride. i crashed his piece of shit car right into his piece of shit house and dipped. i left the radio on a country station for him since i know he hates country.