Don't talk about clitorises, lesbian sex or claim to know anything about music unless your username is lewdist.
Don't try to be nice to Ed unless you're pray or you enjoy being called a creep.
All technical difficulties are the result of Jim's godlike hacker abilities. He says so, therefore it's true.
If anything else goes wrong it's the fault of the Illuminati or MrO's microbial infection bleeding through your screen and into your brain.
Or it's bc of the bunnies...
by Edvard- If you're sick of being attacked by the majority of people here, avoid stepping on the toes of the few left who don't feel like kicking you around all the time, otherwise they'll be really tempted to turn against you too. (Hear that, TK? Don't bring up the weather to me again)
In other words: You don't want me kicking you around, otherwise you'll get all butthurt over it and turn against me too. You want me to kiss your ass instead and play nice, just so we can pretend we actually get along.
Do you think I care who's on my side and who isn't here?
I'll talk to you any damn way I feel like it. If you don't want your delicate little toes stepped on, then I suggest getting the fuck out of my way.
By the way, how's the weather there, ed...?
by Reaper
In other words: You don't want me kicking you around, otherwise you'll get all butthurt over it and turn against me too. You want me to kiss your ass instead and play nice, just so we can pretend we actually get along.
Do you think I care who's on my side and who isn't here?
I'll talk to you any damn way I feel like it. If you don't want your delicate little toes stepped on, then I suggest getting the fuck out of my way.
By the way, how's the weather there, ed...?
Haha, see? This. This is why you are the biggest target around here. You are extremely predictable, and just HAVE to answer to every little shit thrown at you, like your life depends on it. It's because you're easy and I have you all figured out that I am too bored to have a go at you anymore.
Now that you got your reply out of your system, maybe you should think about all this some more. When you post a thread you wait before you reply so that people don't tear into your answers. How's changing your attitude here, as in not taking all the baits possible, any different?
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by shimmerBetter than the Scat crap though, which isn't saying much.
It's definitely funny stuff... I look forward to the day a gang of internet women beat down on some guy who gets off on that stuff...
"No need to get so defensive, ed. There was no need for you to reply, but you just couldn't resist, could you."
So that's how you'll answer him when he asks, how about from me?
When you post a thread you wait before you reply so that people don't tear into your answers. How's changing your attitude here, as in not taking all the baits possible, any different?