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granted but u need to suck my cock to get it

thats the doughnut

i wish i will have a good lsd trip tomorrow

lol

Granted, but the world collapses around you. Fish the size of your mother bite at your toes and you jump through the portal into infinity. In the real world, you've jumped out of a twelve story building. You die.

I wish I had more money and less work.

You have more money but it is monopoly money.

I wish i lived somewhere with a long summer.

Granted, u live in Uranus, 42 years summer (and day), good luck surviving at minus 243 degrees Fahrenheit to minus 370 F.

I wish you all the best.

We get all the best, you get the bad parts.

I wish the granting of this wish backfires on thesocio instead of me.

Granted, TheSocio is Edvard and You are the TheSocio now,
as if that were not bad enough.
After that:TheSocio get married and his wife leaves him by Edvard, TheSocio is diagnosed with a chronic, painful illness, his business fails and he lose everything, his home is broken into and he is raped, now he is pregnant and contract an incurable sexually transmitted disease. Then his home is destroyed by fire and he is forced to live on the street. His mother is diagnosed with terminal cancer and his dog is killed by Edvard.
Last but not least TheSocio has to go to the bathroom, Oops, Too Late.

I wish a 4 leaf clover.

No! Shit. Nonono. You fucking psychopath. XD

(that was smart... still, that stuff still happens to me, even if I am thesocio. The wish isn't 100% granted )

You get the clover, together with billions of other 3 leaf clovers that fill your house. You die suffocated under the fucking grass.

Lol, you suck at this. Have trouble reading directions? You forgot to make a wish, maybe wish to be brighter, more mature, less of a histrionic narcissistic, less of a prick, or to make more friends. I'll try to grant it but I doubt that will be 100% granted either.

(This is vomit inducing)