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The ruin a wish foundation


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Now i know this has absolutely nothing to do with this forum, but it's been kind of boring and i've seen more ridiculous topics going around so fucking humor me. 

This is a game and here's how you play:

Person 1 will make a wish, and person 2 will grant it, but with a catch that ultimately ruins that wish. Person 2 then makes their OWN wish, and person 3 ruins that wish. 

For example:

Person 1: "i wish for a year supply of m&m's"

Person 2: "Granted, but you're allergic and can't eat them now. I wish dinosaurs still existed."

Person 3: "Granted, but one eats you on your 10th birthday. I wish.."

Let's play. First wish:

I wish that friendly aliens would visit earth. 

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Granted, but you have an extreme case of xenophobia. I wish I could get laid. 

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by Elliot Rodger 2

I wish I could get laid. 

 

Looks like not even the evil genie (or whatever this game is called) can grant you that wish.

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You forgot to make a wish afterwards.

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He's a little slow.

 

I wish for 5 wishes.

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Granted, but for each wish that comes true, you lose a sense. I wish I could travel around the world without money.

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Granted, you will in a maniac's luggage case. I wish I owned this house:

 

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granted u own it as soon as u put all ur money in a bank account i will dis close in a private mail

i wish some body told me what to do with a sudden influx of a lot of money

 

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by Tryptamine

 

 Granted, but there's no elevator in it. 

 

I wish had no insect-phobia.

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granted but i will kick ur ass until u get a new 1

i wish luna gave dungeon dave an impromptu ban in the forum

 

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