I don't have to worry about that question. When my autobiographical novel comes out my relatives will probably hire an assassin. I always thought I'd choose suicide over exile but the idea of watching my family go bankrupt trying to track me down (assuming I can evade them long enough to witness this) excites me.
swallow about 100 ft of thin & easy to eat but sturdy nylon rope inside a cake for example wait for several yards to come out with ur excrement make sure at least 30 ft is still sticking out of ur mouth unswallowed
tie the rope coming out of ur bowels to a strong ring on a wall or other wise reliably sturdy structure the point sticking out of ur mouth to a hook of a farmer car
ask a good friend the same guy u asked to be ur best man to drive the car he dont have to ride fast or far
when the rope is straight ur ready