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by TheSocio

I think i'd have suicide by food. I'd eat as much as I could at a buffet somewhere until my stomach ripped open, but i'd probably blow my brains out over the salad section before actually dying like that.

 You ever seen La Grande Bouffe  (or Blowout) by Marco Ferreri?  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Grande_Bouffe  

One of those must-see classics,  and the ultimate suicide-by-food flick. 

That's good to know. Thanks for the heads up, I'll check it out.

It's pretty good - just make sure you have enough food at hand before you start watching it.

by TheSocio

HEY. A dead leprechaun is damn tragic. 

We get loads of roadkill like that, esp. down in Kerry.  Damn tourists don't give a flip about roadsigns..

the surest way to kill ur self is jump from high enough place

jumping in front of a metro train or driving in front of a truck is just as good if u dont care about the night mares those drivers might get

they get trained against it any how cause people jump on them all the time

I would go into a room that can be locked from the inside. I would take these things with me into the room:

Tape (perhaps duct tape)

A knife

A tight plastic bag

Handcuffs

I would then lock the door from the inside and push the key out under the door (or throw it out the window). After that I would place one handcuff on the left wrist. Then I would prepare a long enough piece of tape. After that I'd get rid of the knife same way as the key. Then it would be time to take a deep breath and pull the plastic bag over my head. I should also mention that all furniture has been removed from the room. Then I would seal the plastic bag tightly shut around my neck with the tape. After that I'd put my arms behind my back and snap the other handcuff shut around the right wrist. What comes after that is suffocation and resulting death.

Another good artful flick is Taxidermia: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taxidermia  < read plot here), suicide by self-disembowelment. Grossed out all the american critics. 

tie your legs to a bridge with a long rope and then time your neck to the bridge with a much shorter, metal rope. now be a bit handy and use duck tape to tape your arms to your head. then jump. the metal rope will cut off your neck and then your head will be taped on your lifeless hands, while you hang. it will look as if you are holding your head after removing it yourself, with your bare hands.