I think everyone who responded should go and Google satire.
What kind of a monster would make up lies on the internet?
by Bundeswehr2 bipolar girls agreed to help, but the chances are still low. The chances don`t even matter at this point, because failure is inevitable.
Is a burst of adrenaline and excitement worth a lifetime?
You sound like you've already gotten caught before you've even done anything.
With that mindset you're gonna be paranoid as fuck afterwards if you do go ahead and do it.
Do you view your life as that worthless and bleak?
Surely there are more pleasures to indulge in through life, even if they aren't as spectacular as this one the sheer quantity would beat out just one big bang.
If you accept your own offer your admitting your life is worthless, as are you for not changing it.
by BundeswehrMy so called ''friends'' are throwing a drinking party in a few days. It will be held at the stables in the middle of a fairly large forest. Most of them are heavy drinkers. Few days ago there was a storm there, so the forest is full with fallen branches and trees. About 30 or so people, most of them passed out, others drunk or high or drunk and high. Even if everything falls apart it shouldn
t be too hard to gun down few drunks in such treacheries environment.</p> <p>But let
s be realistic here and pretend that I managed to not get drunk myself before the night falls and Ive hunted down 30 people the odds still aren
t in my favour. The police will find signs of my presence. My chances of success are about 0.38% or 1 to 263. 2 bipolar girls agreed to help, but the chances are still low. The chances don`t even matter at this point, because failure is inevitable.Is a burst of adrenaline and excitement worth a lifetime?
ask anders behring breivik he got 77 nothes in the belt