This looks like the handwriting of an 8 year old. Seriously. It totally lacks maturity, intelligence and diversity. Anyone writing like this without a legit disorder like dyslexia should be shot. Or at least not talked to by adults.
Since I wasn't allowed to use anything written for this occasion and I didn't have anything that was meant for outsiders to read (which is not a fake handwriting, like a letter) you will have to just be content with the scribbly side of my handwriting.