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Cooking? Pfft. Just get a good gf who knows how to do the job.

Red wine sauce? Blah. That's for beefy food.

Apparently, human meat tastes like pork. So a gravy made from mushroom soup with a dash of garlic salt and basil would be yummier. Brown rice and veggies on the side. :)

Why? I can buy better quality meat at any grocery store. Why would I want to go through all of this trouble to eat someone who probably tastes like shit?

If you know anything about the reality of the meat industry and just how disgusting it is you wouldn't say that. The reality is that human flesh would very widely from person to person depending on their diet, stress and lifestyle. The average American would be comparable to the meat industry. Where as a healthy athlete with a vegetarian diet would be comparable to organic small farm raised animals.

Does sucking dick count?

And if you know anything about retarded answers... Unless, you enjoy cleaning up all of that mess. You probably would. I heard you're a pretty bad ass motherfucker.

No but seriously, eating people? I make money from that how?

I'll stick to my "Evil American meat industry" chow, all nice and prepackaged.

it would depend on if the person was in good active physical shape or not.....

any wild game cook worth their salt will utter the magic words "cook'em low, cook'em slow" roast, braise, crockpock, confit, etc....

wild game constantly is on the move and using those muscles so a quick firing will never work.....

and leave the salt out of the recipe till you taste as it has been said human like monkey meat tends to be salty.

if their a fat couch patato they may be prime wagyu , marbled in fat globules....treat as such or as veal

ENJOY!

I'll answer yours if you answer mine.

Just be careful who you eat.

According to the FDA the average american is unfit for human consumption.

i'd use pig recipes. because people are similar.

i am no cook, maybe i will hire someone else.