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here's a tip, go jump off a cliff and see if you can fly 

lol, you cant ?

Why so hostile, BlandMuff?

I'm a conforming, law abiding citizen with no criminal experience whatsoever, but hypothetically...

A good portion of the world doesn't even bother to lock their houses unless they're paranoid. I don't. Who cares?

Unless it's a deadbolt, a credit card works fine.

Dogs love meat. Lace the meat with high amounts of xanax.

The middle of the day in plain sight is less suspicious.

If things go wrong, bail, immediately. Protecting your ass for 10 to 20 just isn't worth it.

Most areas have their traffic camera installations documented online. Avoid them. Obsessively turn left in the US, or right in most other countries.

If you end up with bodies, lye can be purchased as a drain cleaner, and, if that doesn't tickle your fancy, there's at least one documented case of bodies being dismembered, wrapped in plastic, and disposed of with day-to-day rubbish.

Kids: Don't do this at home.

FBI: See the first sentence. I'm not the one you're after. Now, Obsi... he's highly suspicious.

Okay, here's another. Murder. It is said that it's almost impossible to get away with murder and that's just complete bullshit. It's only almost impossible to get away with murder where there's a clear motive, that's how murderers get caught, because they are the obvious culprits in the deeds. If you for an example just felt like killing someone don't be a moron by choosing that guy you were in a fight with the other day. Just go out at night, to some place where there aren't any people, just the occasional passerby. Choose a passerby and kill him/her. Will that be hard? No. But be aware that the popular murder weapon knife isn't as reliable as it may seem, especially if you walk up to a stranger in the middle of the night with it, the person will be on his guard. A hurried stab won't render a person defenseless, he will be likely to have a great deal of fight left in him if it isn't a killing stab. It would be much better to use a weapon like a hammer, aim for the head and the person will get immobilized. Especially if you're sudden about it(as in it will be more successful the less prepared for the blow he is). A blow to the head scrambles the brain, and the more relaxed the person is the more scrambled the brain will get, meaning he will pass out. That by the way is also the way to go if you want to knock someone out quickly, throw a sudden hook at the person's jaw. Now you've hit the person in the head, so if you really feel a need to cut him up a little this is the time where you take out your knife. Alternatively bash his head in until his brain colors the pavement.

During this whole thing don't get tunnel vision, try to keep an eye on the surroundings for witnesses. If you see a witness in the distance who has stopped and sees you, don't go after the person. Just walk in the other direction. That person won't be able to give a good description to the cops anyway, and he is far less than likely to follow you.

Also, all this blah blah about finding killers with DNA is overrated. That's mostly used to prove in court that someone is the killer, and that person is the person with the motive, so don't bother with dressing up like Dexter because that will just look really suspicious and someone might call the cops on you before you even start, but sure, you can use gloves. A thing the cops like to check for though is footprints, because those gives them an estimate on height and weight, and they can also tell from the footprints how you walk by seeing where the soles are more worn out. I suggest that you use new shoes, either too small for your feet or too big, that will either make it look like you're shorter and fatter than you are or taller and thinner, and they won't be able to match the footprints to your soles later by how they've been worn out.

When you get home you can put all the things you had on you during the murder into a bag, and dispose of it just in case of some very unlikely reason the cops track this murder to you. I'd keep the weapons though, but make sure that there isn't any blood left on them.

Oh yea, and don't blab about how you got away with killing someone later. Even if you consider it you deserve life in prison for stupidity.

FBI: I've never committed a crime, ever. Not even speeding.

Why type in bold  Wagyu ?? 

If you are really hard up and need money, like 50 quid for food, bicycles are easy - just look for ones that have been locked up by the front wheel. Take the front wheel off and replace it with one from a bike that has been locked up properly. Not cool, or profitable in the long term, but if you need a quick, small cash injection, yeah, it works. No skill needed. Obviously the common sense to avoid cameras is required. Having a buyer lined up is crucial.

Illegal architectural salvage is also easy and doesn't take much skill. Lead from roofs, copper piping, high speed fiber-optic internet cable... Anything really. If you need to commit these kind of crimes then you probably live in the kind of shit-hole with hundreds of accessible targets. Just have way to transport it. Derelict industrial sites are good and security guards can be bribed. In fact, they're often the guys dong the robbing. Good stone from old buildings is good, especially if it's ornate or of rarity. Entire stone fireplaces have been known to go missing simply because nobody though they would be stolen. They can fetch thousands upon thousands, if you can move them. I knew a guy who had an entire roller-coaster stolen from him by men dressed in workman's outfits. Nobody though anything was out of the ordinary.

Forgery is more worthwhile, and the risk versus reward makes it very attractive. Industrial sabotage too, but that's veering into the realms of fantasy.

All the cool kids are doing it.

You can buy research chemicals on blotter paper for around a $1 a hit. And sell them to stupid kids at parties under the disguise of LSD. I more than tripled my money doing this. Also heard buying OTC pills and then selling them as MDMA and such is profitable. As well you can talk to a local druggie. Say you are getting a shipment of some sort of drug and tell them to wire the money to you and you'll get it shipped to their house.