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The Book Of me (according to eHarmony)

someone might've taken your place

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The Book Of me (according to eHarmony)

My place? You're the one who was wearing the dunce's cap, darlin'.

Posts: 1953
The Book Of me (according to eHarmony)

Come along now Snowflake. Taken your place as the person I hate the most on the forum. Christ, you're stupid.

Posts: 7645
The Book Of me (according to eHarmony)

No need to get defensive. I'm simply making it clear that I don't particularly like you either.

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The Book Of me (according to eHarmony)

Christ... I'm going to go drink some bleach.

Fuck, that just made me laugh out loud for real. 

Posts: 1953
The Book Of me (according to eHarmony)

Did you make an account and take the test?

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http://slywy.blogspot.com.au/2006/12/eharmony-reject.html
http://storylineblog.com/2013/08/07/how-do-you-get-rejected-by-eharmony-start-by-telling-the-truth/

http://www.fixitanyway.com/Dating/eHarmony/

i fucking did this 2 years ago and it had no bloody problem? it forced me to reset my questionnaire before reading my book so i did the test again and ta da  apparently i am that MASSIVE 20% who wouldn't waste money on that site and i agree

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The Book Of me (according to eHarmony)

That's the response I got. So much for honesty...

I should have lied.

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The Book Of me (according to eHarmony)

If they say they can't match you it's because they think you're clinically depressed.

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The Book Of me (according to eHarmony)

lol. That sounds like bullshit to me.

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