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Were you jacking off to one of the girls in the class?

If so you should've made direct eye contact while jerking it, to assert your dominance. 

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by MrKhazar

I was jacking off in art class, and there was a teacher and about 6 girls in the same room. When I heard my teacher getting up, I quickly put my dick back in my shorts and pretended like I was examining my drawing. He took a look at my drawing, said "Good work", and went back to his seat. By the way, this was a paid class outside of school. Also, I think a little kid saw my dick, but nothing happened.

 

That was you ?

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No, I was jacking off to a non-nude picture of an Asian girl in a magazine.

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If you were the little kid, then I sincerely apologize to you. May Chris Hansen spare me and my booty from Bubba...

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I was riding my old softail threw town a few years back. When I heard someone whistle, I looked back and there were two chicks sitting on the steps of a house. I turned around and went back to the house. When I got there. I made a sharp left hand turn to pull up to the curb in front of there house and as I was turning my front tire hit a smashed beer can and my bike came out from under me right in front of them. lol They came running asking if I was ok. I told them I ment to do that. long story short I didn't even get my dick sucked. Just a bruised ego.

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by MrKhazar

If you were the little kid, then I sincerely apologize to you. May Chris Hansen spare me and my booty from Bubba...

 

Do you have a single wart, and some scars around the base of your cock ? If so it was me.

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Well, I do have a single brown wart on my neck, but I have scar tissue on the head of my penis, not the base.

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When I was young I had a gob stopper get lodged in my throat and I thought I was going to choke to death. 

I had a sever dystonic reaction to some Haldol and I once again thought I was dying. Which wasnt the case. 

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