1.) Edvard and Spatial
2.) EdBurd and Piles ^___^!
and the bestest couple:
3.) Piles the Beaver and Luna :D (I will wreck your virgin ass, trust)
I think that in real life, TheSugarGirl would have some erotomanic delusion involving Edvard. I have no idea whether or not Edvard enjoys "playing" with his intimate partners in the same way that TSA insinuates she does, but unfortunately for her, I suspect that Edvard would require a higher level of stimulation than TSA could hope to provide.
.....And we're off topic again. Yay.