I like tattoos, but I don't personally have any and I'll probably never get any. They're too identifying.
Here are some I like though:
Tattoos look like a particularly nasty skin disease. Tattooed people look like gonorrhoea on legs, I wouldn't touch one with a 10 foot pole.
Piercings are just as fugly, but at least you can get rid of those with minimal visual damage.
by HappyPenguin
^ LOL look at that. Flabby droopy pale-blue beer paunch with pink inflammation, dude must have sensitive skin. Lunatic indeed. 
