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what's the most expensive thing you've stolen?

I've stolen things of more monitary value... but the best theft I would say was probably a $40 microSD card... But I didn't steal it for the card, I took it for what was on the card: Knowledge and Leverage. It's amazing how often people just leave their cell phones laying around with so much sensitive data stored on something that can be so easily removed/swapped out... The great thing about it is, if you replace the card with another one, most people just think their phone fucked up on them and if you're good enough you can dump an SD card in a matter of minutes and return the card before they ever suspect a thing.

I don't steal for fun or impulse, my nefarious acts are usually premeditated and run against a risk vs value assessment. Which is why I've never been caught.

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what's the most expensive thing you've stolen?

 

by Mirage

A life.

 An ant's life?

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what's the most expensive thing you've stolen?

 

by Thrill Kill

 

by Mirage

A life.

 An ant's life?

 The murder queen feels threatened. Only she can kill people; she did invent murder, afterall. Don't even mention murder around her, she'll fight you, nerd. She's has 1047 confirmed kills. You're nothing, scrub.

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what's the most expensive thing you've stolen?

You are stealing from our good queen by not accepting her benevolent, fair rule. Acorns and justice for all!

Long Live Queen Luna! All hail the Queen! 

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what's the most expensive thing you've stolen?

I don't know how much money I got out of my family in total, to be honest, I lost count. 

"My bill is 900$", when it actually is roughly 200$. 

Last week a got a wool hat from my unis prop department, that's an original designer brand, I think it's worth about $400.

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by Lunas biggest fan

You are stealing from our good queen by not accepting her benevolent, fair rule. Acorns and justice for all!

Long Live Queen Luna! All hail the Queen! 

 I miss this

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what's the most expensive thing you've stolen?

A heart. Those little shits are worth 300k+. Now I just have to wait for them to die!!! Aha.

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