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A cop car - lol -- a long time ago when I lived in a small town and I didn't take it too far. The cops were breaking up a party and I was high outside. I needed a ride so I hopped in and took the car. When I got to my buddy's place, everyone was like "oh shit the cops are here' and that's when I connected the dots and realized I'd taken a police car there and that the cops would be there soon, so I took off out the back door and stumbled home. Ah memories.
A teeny tiny screwdriver.
Snagged it since I was too low on money to afford both an entire set of screwdrivers and food, and I was stupid that day and locked myself out of my own bathroom. In a place without cameras I took it out of it's package.
I don't bother stealing because of the risk, but petty theft isn't exactly uncommon from some I know. One was spotted from trying to pocket those $0.50 flavored water packets. I could get away with it, but I could see myself becoming overconfident and sloppy if I got too used to it.
by RichardParkerA cop car - lol -- a long time ago when I lived in a small town and I didn't take it too far. The cops were breaking up a party and I was high outside. I needed a ride so I hopped in and took the car. When I got to my buddy's place, everyone was like "oh shit the cops are here' and that's when I connected the dots and realized I'd taken a police car there and that the cops would be there soon, so I took off out the back door and stumbled home. Ah memories.
So, let me get this straight. You're high and drunk outside a party were cops are already breaking it up. You climb into a cop car (willy nilly with no gloves or anything) which no cops in this small town notice you do, and even though you don't realize it's a cop car (the flashing lights on the top, radio going off inside, the caged backseat, and their computer system must not have been enough) you drive and make it to your buddies house perfectly fine. Then you took off out the back door (so I guess you went inside the house to hang out for a bit and 'realized' what you had done, hence a back door being run out of) and stumbled home perfectly fine?
Seems legit. I buy every word without question.
I stole an artist's set of Copic markers from Hobby Lobby that was ridiculously expensive. It was summer and I was wearing a long-sleeved shirt untucked. I am relatively thin and I was able to place it between my waist and my pants. I straightened myself up and calmly walked out. It bulked up my profile slightly, but minimally. The fact there was no security tag or cameras nearby was just too tempting.
Haha, yes Socio. Have you ever been wasted (or even left the house for that matter)? If so, you'd know attention to detail is not a strength. There were no flashing lights that I remember. And yes, it was a small town, I can't remember if I had gloves, but believe me the cops had better things to do than track down one kid out of a 100 that could have done it.
You see those were simpler times when being a teen or in your 20s meant leaving the house for sex, drugs and fun. Skulking at home alone and stalking stranger's facebook accounts for pics would have made one a (ahem) LOSER. Oh, wait…right!