I dare everyone to shut the fuck up because I said so and that's the best problem solver of all time
You can email me the original for safe keeping. (kidding, I still think you're an American housewife)
If this really is you then your profession must be linked to your physique. Otherwise you'd never have time to post here.
But seriously I can't wait for Jay to see this. He's going to erupt like mount vesuvius.
by Turncoat
Oh ffs. I wanted more reactions before someone posted that...
Other than:
by LeggaAs far as I'm concerned everything you say shall henceforth be considered the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
All it'd really show is who doesn't double check their sources and how people respond to a strong physique. Now we can rush to the parts where people can question why you posted that. 
I wanted to see how people would react if I posted a picture of myself, without actually exposing myself. For the past days people have been trying to convince me to do just that, post a picture, so that gave me the idea of the prank. I wanted it to last long enough to get an impression, but I was too half assed about covering the tracks. :D I was hoping the prank to last at least 24 h, and be funny.
I still haven't decided whether to post something real or not. I've been for long enough in this place to think twice before trying to prove anything.