Ah, school days...
by Kane Savagedustin was allergic to peanuts and i had a peanut sandwich, i put two and two together and decided i wanted to kill him. i took a bit of PB from my sandwich and hid it in his ham sandwich as a thin layer he didn't know until he broke out in hives and his throat closed. I didn't know he would drop like that and it kinda weirded me out because i was thinking something else would happen like on the cartoons (duh stupid kids right) so he didn't die and no one knew it was me
This reminds me of something my sister once did (it's tempting to pretend it's my story on the anonymity of the internet, but I won't). They were on a school trip to the seaside, some biology thing where they had to collect stuff from rock pools. There was a kid who was a bit aspie-like, taking everything literally, and her and her mates somehow managed to convince him that raw jellyfish are a delicacy in Japan... He had to be taken to hospital by air ambulance and was off school for nearly a month.
by SixxThey had said that I looked like a traffic sign: A pole with a head.
That's quite funny.
There was this kid at my primary school who looked just like a duck. Perhaps it had to be seen to be believed, but it was just the shape of his face and his nose, and even the way he walked. We used to take in a loaf and sit there throwing breadcrumbs at him.