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The difficulty I had for choosing lay in the fact I didn't care about a lot of these in any particular way.  So, where I didn't have any candidate I chose the weirdest one.  Guess which ones were my semi-serious answers.

BE -- Batman

KILL -- Obama

KICK -- Thrill Kill

KEEP -- Mila Kunis

EAT -- Papa Smurf

HIGH -- Dragon (TMNT was a very close second choice)

WORK -- Kitten

DINNER -- Neil Patrick Harris

IMMORTAL -- TMNT

DIE -- Baby

Be one - Batman

Kill one - N.P.H (I don't like his face)

Kick one - Barack

Keep one - Mila

Eat one - Ninja Turtle Soup

Get high with one - Dragon (get the pun? :D)

Have dinner with one - Papa Smurf... I'm curious what the little blue things eat :D

Grant immortality to one - An immortal cat would be awesome

Die by one - TK, because it would only be a fantasy of hers and I wouldn't really be dead

Work for one - If you want to have a baby you have to work for it at least once, so I will :D

Be: The Ninja Turtles

Kill: Neil Patrick Harris

Kick: Thrill Kill

Keep: Papa Smurf

Eat: Mila Kunis

Get high with: Obama

Work for: Batman

Have Dinner with: A dragon

Grant Immortality to: A baby

Die by: A kitten

Be one: Obama (who wouldn't be the commander-in-chief of the free world?)

Kill one: Mila Kunis (no comment)

Kick one: a baby (they are annoying)

Keep one: a dragon (it could be useful as a pet)

Eat one: Papa Smurf (ever heard of a Papa Smurf soup seasoned with sarsaparilla ?)

Get high with one: NPH (could be fun)

Work for one: the Batman (I would learn the trade as a sidekick and then take over as the Batman)

Grant immortality to one: Thrill Kill (she seems to tick off many people and I find that entertaining)

Die by one: TMNT (only they would be worthy to be defeating me and since we would be in a cartoon I could always come back)

I'd prefer an immortal baby. It'd be interesting to see how a child handles knowing s/he can't die.

Depends if the immortal ages or not. If it never ages it'd just be fun to unleash onto things. If it did age into adulthood, it'd become more of a philosophical intrigue. If it kept aging into a being in perpetual pain... well... I'd be dead before that point is reached.

by Turncoat

I'd prefer an immortal baby. It'd be interesting to see how a child handles knowing s/he can't die.

 The baby in the picture in the OP only looks about 6 months old. I seriously doubt a 6 month old will spend time pondering it's immortality.

As I edited recently, it would depend on if it would age or not. If it was stuck as a baby it'd just be an immortal pest. If it ages and knows it can't die... imagine how such a being would think compared to those with limitations.

How could something immortal age?

Aging requires mortality.

Some sources of fiction have them age until adulthood, some cases have them age past the point of old age and suffer, while others do the vampirism model and have them stick to the age of acquisition. Immortality, being fictional, is handled in a variety of ways.