Match each of the following to the choices below, you have to:
Be one – Kill one – Kick one – Keep one – Eat one - Get high with one - Work for one - Have dinner with one - Grant immortality to one - and Die by one.
Your choices are: Mila Kunis 
A baby
A kitten
N.P.H.
Papa smurf
Thrill Kill
A dragon
The Ninja Turtles
Obama
and Batman
Lets see it ;D
Be one - Batman (Self-explanatory)
Kill one - Papa Smurf
Kick one - Neil
Keep one - TK (Slave) :)
Eat one - Mila (She appeals to be tender)
Get high with one - Ninja Turtles (Fun)
Work for one - Dragon (#Fiction)
Have dinner with one - Obama (Ought to be a grand meal, a feast!)
Grant immortality to one - Baby :)..
Die by one - Kitten (I'd pick TK for an exciting&dramatic death, but then I wouldn't have a slave. ...So I'll go for the calm death)
I spent a decent amount of time to think :)
Be a baby (to be a kid again :3)
Kill the ninja turtles (I never did like that cartoon)
Kick Obama (obviously)
Keep the kitten (as a pet. I like how aloof they are)
Eat the dragon (dragon meat actually sounds really good. very exotic cuisine)
Get high with Thrill Kill (it's rumored that marijuana alleviates violent urges in antisocials)
Work for NPH (He seems like he gets things done)
Have dinner with Mila Cunis (seems like a nice lady. plus she's rich, her treat.
Grant immortality to Papa Smurf (doesn't seem like he would abuse that power...)
Die by Batman (he could do anything he wants to me)
Be - Batman
Kill - Papa Smurf
Kick - Ninja Turtles
Keep - Baby
Eat - Dragon [I'm Welsh now, apparently]
Get high with - Barack Obama
Have dinner with - Mila Kunis
Grant immortality to - Kitten
Die by - Thrill Kill [Just making your fantasy come true, sweetheart. Now you can thank me.]
Work for - Neil Patrick Harris