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There are certainly a lot of interesting characters in this forum.

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by TheSocio

 

by Classical

I feel incomplete. Something essential is missing. I look around, toward people, someone to make the pain go away, but it simply doesn't work. What is this yearning of my heart? What is it longing for? Whom is it calling? Why do I feel incomplete and unsatisfied? What is the root of this elusive, yet persistent, distress?

 

I know what it is...you need GOD.

 That, or a proper breakfast. Go with Full English (or Irish, even bigger).

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Christ, is there enough bread here?

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by Classical

I feel incomplete. Something essential is missing. I look around, toward people, someone to make the pain go away, but it simply doesn't work. What is this yearning of my heart? What is it longing for? Whom is it calling? Why do I feel incomplete and unsatisfied? What is the root of this elusive, yet persistent, distress?


 

 

 Now, that sounds like as if you lifted it off verbatim from Stephen Leacock's Sorrows of a Super Soul: or, The Memoirs of Marie Mushenough (Translated, , without crediting the source. 

 

http://www.online-literature.com/stephen-leacock/nonsense-novels/7/   < highly recommend for all to read.

 

 

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Sure thing Bob.

 

I do believe that we have a serial plagiarist amongst us. Still waiting for quotes from The City of Beautiful Nonsense.

 

Come along now Classical.......make an effort.

 

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Christ, is there enough bread here?

 

That's just gross Socio...............

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What?!  It's food! What is so gross about food >.>

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by TheSocio

What?!  It's food! What is so gross about food >.>

 

The quantity.

 

 

 

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He doesn't like eggs. Passes 'em all on me, once i had to stuff down 6 of the damn things (just didn't want to leave them on the plate, I'm OCD about eating up all stuff in restaurants).

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