There are certainly a lot of interesting characters in this forum.
by TheSocio
by ClassicalI feel incomplete. Something essential is missing. I look around, toward people, someone to make the pain go away, but it simply doesn't work. What is this yearning of my heart? What is it longing for? Whom is it calling? Why do I feel incomplete and unsatisfied? What is the root of this elusive, yet persistent, distress?
I know what it is...you need GOD.
That, or a proper breakfast. Go with Full English (or Irish, even bigger).
by ClassicalI feel incomplete. Something essential is missing. I look around, toward people, someone to make the pain go away, but it simply doesn't work. What is this yearning of my heart? What is it longing for? Whom is it calling? Why do I feel incomplete and unsatisfied? What is the root of this elusive, yet persistent, distress?
Now, that sounds like as if you lifted it off verbatim from Stephen Leacock's Sorrows of a Super Soul: or, The Memoirs of Marie Mushenough (Translated, , without crediting the source.
http://www.online-literature.com/stephen-leacock/nonsense-novels/7/ < highly recommend for all to read.