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Missing: MrKhazar - Do you have information that will help us bring him home?

I spoke too soon.

I see MrK's sock puppet. So he's not in jail. :)

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Missing: MrKhazar - Do you have information that will help us bring him home?

    I have some interesting information about MrKhazar's disappearance. He said he had thought about his Internet behavior, and decided that he needed to change his life around. He is currently following a strict penis enlargement schedule, and will most likely return in a couple of months to report on his gains. He asked me to pass along messages to a few people.

    First, addressed to lustnaut: "You are a very cool girl, but I feel like we should stay as friends. At first, sharing nudes and talking dirty was fun, but it got really boring really fast. I hope you'll understand." Second, addressed to Xena: "The thought of flirting with a 42-year old single mother made me so fucking horny, but then I thought about how the only thing you talked about was yourself. I felt as thought I was just listening to your problems, and every so often you would tease me with a bad-quality picture or a recording of your voice. I just lost interest in you, to be honest."

    Finally, this is addressed to Luna Prey: "I lied about being sorry. I know you like my Russian cock yet you continue to deny it. I still think you're a great girl, even though your programming skills are not as good as people think."

   

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Missing: MrKhazar - Do you have information that will help us bring him home?

YAY! Off the hook. I don't have to send those pics now. :P

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Missing: MrKhazar - Do you have information that will help us bring him home?

 

by Xena

O.O

He's not answering me on skype, either. 

 Skypie-skypie, eh?  You just can't stay off skypie skypie. 

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Missing: MrKhazar - Do you have information that will help us bring him home?

Oh Xena, I forgot to mention something else that was told to me. MrKhazar thinks you have a really sexy voice, and he hopes you had a "fantastic Sunday". Also, he said he has nothing against you at all, but he would've liked to know whether or not you had any real intention to send him pictures. Finally, he felt as though it was really weird for an 18-year old guy to ask a 42-year old gal for the kind of pictures that he had requested. Don't blame yourself, and don't blame him, Xena. I think he can be a really good guy once you get to know him. Just give him a chance.

P.S. I think he really wants to see your pictures, but he is really conflicted about the situation.

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Missing: MrKhazar - Do you have information that will help us bring him home?

O.O

Me in spandex doing my best Peggy Bundy impersonation? I hope I didn't miss a request for some other type of pics. 

Pretty sure I would have said no to that.

But yes, I had every intention of sending the Peggy pics ;)

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Missing: MrKhazar - Do you have information that will help us bring him home?

Um... yeah. It saves me long distance charges when I want to talk to my daughter :P

 

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Missing: MrKhazar - Do you have information that will help us bring him home?

Conflicted? Why would he be conflicted?

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Missing: MrKhazar - Do you have information that will help us bring him home?

I don't know, I'm just relaying the things he said to me. He said he's going to add you on Skype today. It seems some thought crossed his mind and he acted rashly.

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Missing: MrKhazar - Do you have information that will help us bring him home?

Oh shit. He cut me off. I didn't even notice that.

Weird. 

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