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TK, there is nobody on this site easier to mess with than you. You're as predictable, monotonous and "attractive" as a pull-string Kewpie doll fashioned after Rosie O'Donnell in "Exit to Eden". Anytime someone pulls the string, you alternate between defending yourself, spouting lame murder fantasies, and reciting online psychological test scores so as justify your alleged sociopathy. Oh, and every once and awhile, you embarrass us all with awkward singing.

On that (sour) note... "Have I told you lately that I lovvve yoouuu...." XD

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"Have I told you lately... That I care...."

Would you like me to continue serenading you?  :D

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Come on, girl. You know you want me to love you like that..! XD

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by Amanita

TK, there is nobody on this site easier to mess with than you. You're as predictable, monotonous and "attractive" as a pull-string Kewpie doll fashioned after Rosie O'Donnell in "Exit to Eden". Anytime someone pulls the string, you alternate between defending yourself, spouting lame murder fantasies, and reciting online psychological test scores so as justify your alleged sociopathy. Oh, and every once and awhile, you embarrass us all with awkward singing.

On that (sour) note... "Have I told you lately that I lovvve yoouuu...." XD

Typical response from someone who was obviously just a whiny little bitch on their previous account. too bad you haven't changed.

Is that why you have this new username now? So you can pretend to be someone who hasn't been kicked around the forum by me?

Why don't you go back to your kennel, dog. When I want you, I'll be sure to whistle.

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"Is that why you have this new username now? So you can pretend to be someone who hasn't been kicked around the forum by me?"

 Haha! Oh, the irony! xD

I told you, thrills. I'm just a long-time lurker. Nobody at all. But getting you to root around like an enraged bull in a china shop is as easy as playing whack-a-mole.

WHACK

See?

Now be a good girl and tell me you like it. ;)

 

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You just keep telling yourself that, darlin'. I KNOW you're not a long-time lurker here, but you can keep spinning that bullshit if you want.

Now put your collar back on, dog.

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Don't be a mood-killer. I've already got the noose around your neck. :)

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You might want to double-check that, because from where I'm standing it looks you're about to hang yourself.

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Of course it does. Everyone knows how delusional you are. :)

 

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Everyone? lol

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