lol wtf am i doing here
MrK, the thread is dedicated to your worship of your penis. And as a generous human concerned for your mental health, would like to encourage you to explore the limits of your cocklove addiction, which I can relate to for myself and my dick, However, you have taken it to another level. As one of the first of your kind, would it not prove your absolute Penile Godliness if you could supply a picture of your dick up your ass? That is a rare feat, and one so in love with his own delusion of penile magnificence should have no problem impressing me and the others with such a rare shot of your glory and hole in one. Don't worry, you won't be asked to measure the volume of your cum. It would not be truly indicative of your ability to blow a load as am pretty sure some would get lost up your ass. But do it anyways, may surprise yourself and what a personal victory that would be!
Be a good lad and don't disappoint!!
Hurry little boy, the pic of your glorious dick up your ass. Should not be a problem, given the length you go on and on about, and by the looks of it? The circumference will not cause too much in the way of undue distress. Perhaps a little saliva? Pre cum ought to do the job just fine, but if not...a little baby oil? Chicken grease, butter even if you haven't baby oil.
Be Brave! Prove that Faith of yours in your Dick!
Maybe you will be able to get an even darker shade of dick than when you happily whack off to your computer screen. Be a dear boy now, and let's see what you've got!!!
Xena, your ability to give "ugly" a new depth each time you post never ceases to amaze me.
That shit-stained nasty nylon underwear alone was enough to make me puke in my mouth, but what's sacked in it looks like a flea-ridden, badly plucked turkey's anus with a few spare layers of empty scrotum-skin tossed to one side. A bit like this, minus the culinary potential:
And you say "penises are ugly". Y'know what, bring back MrKhazar's calloused old schlong any day if that's the alternative.
If that's your idea of "pretty", then i fully understand the cause of your involuntary celibacy spent in the solitary company of your trusty old clit pump. Luckily, inanimate objects have no souls or it would've offed itself long ago by clinical depression.