I have questions for you.
"Do you worship the righteous helix fossil or were deceived by the false prophet flareon. Lol."
It's all about the Helix! Digrat has been constant laughs, and watching Bird Jesus die of poison as their last one standing, causing people to spam-vote Democracy... it forced my hand toward "anarchy" and pressing directions that didn't go toward the Pokecenter. When he went down, they were teleported a town or two away from not tagging the Pokecenter, adding hours of time to their frustration.
It's a beautiful concept. If the guy hosting it just one day went "That's enough of that", and shut the thing off, the anguish would be amazing.
"That voice. You have a wonderful tool at your disposal."
It has it's pros and cons. Even my whispers are obvious from a distance if I am not careful. Great for singing though.
"You said your partners tearing you a new one?"
Yes. Typing while my hair's being pulled, ears bitten, skin clawed from underneath my shirt... it was challenging.
Of course when I was done she walked away with a ridiculous grin. She wanted it to be challenging.
"I wouldn't suppose you'd make an audio recording of your orgasm. Would you kindly?"
She'd never have that happen, and I'm only noisy from the things she does to me. Even Bioshock programming isn't enough.
Just some common curiosities about you. Since your short on time I'll list them.
You seem incredibly intelligent what is your occupation
When did you come to this forum
Is that really you as your avatar
TK says you have a sexy voice
Your thoughts on chinese food
Favorite game
and your prefered hobbies.