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Hypertube, your avatar is adorable.
Mirage, we're all a mirage.
As for me, its prometheus. I picked him because the nature of prometheus spoke to me, especially from when I was younger. It would be that or his hebrew parallel Azazel, or Sumerian parallel Enki. He disobeyed the God who was king, and fell "short" of his expectations, but was ultimately good or did something good for humanity. For Prometheus it was fire, Azazel it was a few things he gave humanity (forgot what specifically), Enki it was civilization.
He wasn't bad, but he was percieved as bad by the "authorities" over him. He ultimately wanted a good world for everyone, even the slaves of the gods.
I picked this avatar because I googled "moon goddess" and this photo came up, and I think she's so beautiful and elegant, and I think the flute is a beautiful instument. I also really love white hair.
I picked my name because I've been obsessed with the moon and going there since I was like 8. 
I get the feeling this topic was made because you thought my name was stupid.
I love food alot and I considered it something I might want to pursue in the future. Since cooking actually is something i can say I'm genuinely interested in and it's something you could get paid for then yeah, i'd be killing two birds with one stone.
As for my username, there were times when I would join some chat or forum that I didn't plan on staying on and not really have any clever ideas for a name at that point so I just put anything. You guys seem interesting so I might make another account with a better name, or change it if there's a way.