Aw, did you change your mind? Earlier you said I was a panda. I must be some sort of incredible magical shape shifter to switch species so abruptly.
I do my best to avoid that by accepting that I am, in fact, retarded. I may be exceptionally intelligent for someone with a severe mental deficiency, but being aware of my profound ineptitude allows me to make the most of the limited faculties my faulty genes and upbringing have provided me.
They're not fighting words, deb. They're the words of a scared and virginal little boy who finds vagina to be both mysterious and frightening. Don't give him what he wants. Don't give him your fucks. Your fucks belong to you and you alone.
