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What do you do when you need a serious banging?

Was thou not listening? She straddles wilder beasts.

Zounds! That doth is fuckedeth up.

Loleth 

I straddle a beast of sorts. My boyfriend. He's quite a beast.  More tolerable than the rest, but not always easy to be around, so it's a good thing he lives far away. I met him in the mountains, but he lives in the city,  so traveling to see him is pretty shitty. 

As far as in shape goes, I'd  actually consider myself quite heavy. Living somewhere as cold as I do I eat a lot. I'm also Swedish by descent so I'm tall and prone to being broad, heavy, and more muscular. Most of the people in my family are. 

Not that I can't hike as far as I have to, I might be a little out of shape from being inside from winter weather/early sunset but I can do what I need to. I'm not overly concerned about my weight. My boyfriend thinks I'm attractive,  so I'm good. Plus the extra weight helped with snow camping and cold temps in general. 

I'm as heavy as I have to be. I definitely don't conform to society's rather skewed standard of aesthetics. I'll say that much. 

Hmm. Thanks for sharing all that. Your boyfriend is probably a lucky man. ;) Happy mountain living mountain lady.  

Ah yes. Being lost in reverie and comporting yourself in a manner most unbecoming and unsettling as your locks toss to and fro. Your eyes gesturing madly as repeated, extemporaneous outbursts are met with your silent applause.

I might have replaced "gesturing" with "rolling", but otherwise you're of to a great start. You planning on apprenticing with ol' Bardy? 

Gracias