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The Brutally Honest Personality Test

sad face I dont like blondes sad face Please say you was just joking? Yaya claps

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The Brutally Honest Personality Test

I don't know how to lie, decky. You're just mean :(

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The Brutally Honest Personality Test

I'm not doing your test now. You suck. I fucking hate you!!!!!!!!!!!

Omfg. I've ran out of razor blades!!!! I fucking hate my life!!!!!

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The Brutally Honest Personality Test

Commander


It's all about action with you, isn't it? You're outgoing and right to the point. Fast moving, fast talking and often fast spending. Your motto is "Just DO it."

 Wow. You move faster than the Flash on a treadmill. (Yes. I could have thought up something cleverer than that. But honestly, you're just not worth my time.)

 To carry on the superhero theme, you're comparable to the Hulk. Except you're uglier. And you're slightly more intimidating. People flinch when you're around for fear you might exert your dominance and order them to do 50 press-ups.

 Perhaps if you calmed down a little, people wouldn't be so scared of you. Of course, something would have to be done about your face. Is plastic surgery an option?

 This insatiable appetite for action means that you're not exactly into long term commitments. You get bored incredibly quickly and tend to jump in and out of relationships quicker than the Energiser Bunny.

 Eventually you're going to run out of people to bounce to, and you will end up a very lonely and hated individual. Guts.

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You scored 60% on Extraversion, higher than 81% of your peers.

 You scored 40% on Intuition, higher than 19% of your peers.

 You scored 53% on Thinking, higher than 48% of your peers.

 You scored 40% on Judging, higher than 29% of your peers.

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Loser

Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you...

 

Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.

 

Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.

 

On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on okcupid. Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up.

 

I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest and there was no one there to hear it, would it really make a sound?

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