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Loser

Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you...

Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.

Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.

On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on okcupid. Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up.

I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest and there was no one there to hear it, would it really make a sound?

My Result:

Criminal

Rules? Hah! Who needs rules? They merely prevent you from doing your own thing, right? Down with the MAN!
 
Wow. I wasn't aware that you had access to OKCupid! in prison. And if you're not behind bars, all signs say you're well on your way there in the near future.
 
You love taking risks. You love the adrenaline rush of extreme sports. You love taking action. Generally, anything that's idiotic, you're in. Wanna light yourself on fire and dive from a 500 metre high cliff into shark-infested waters? I'll write your name down.
 
However, you do need a lot of alone time because that's when you can finally sort things out in your mind most clearly.
 
If it wasn't for your analytical and logical skills, I'd vouch that you didn't have a brain at all. The fact that you do have a brain merely means that the likelihood of you being a criminal has just gone up.
 
Thankfully, you're most probably a good athlete, which will help when running away from the police. If not, prison doesn't seem too far away from you at all.

The graph shows that I'm ISTP

Introverted - 53%

Sensing - 73%

Thinking - 87%

Perceiving - 73%

I got INTJ and crackpot on this one, but it's ridiculous.

What has Winnie vs Elmur fudd got to do with it? Eating egg yolk or syrup?

It's too random.

On other tests I'm an INTP.

Dictator

Have you no soul? It's clear you have no heart and that your blood runs cold, but really, do you have even one redeeming factor?
 
Sure. You're a natural born leader. So was Hitler. You just don't like people, do you?
 
You don't play games. You take charge. And there's very little room
for mistakes in your world. You're forceful, intimidating and
overbearing.
 
Heard of the word "patience?" Trust me, it's a word and it's
something you're sorely lacking. Believe it or not, you're not always
right. Learn to have some patience for those who think differently from
you, knobflap.
 
From the way people's knees knock when they see you, you should have
realised by now that you're not exactly a "people-person." You're more
of a "people-eater." You're just not tuned into people's feelings and
probably couldn't care less whether you were anyway. Maybe you're not
from this planet but the rest of us are.
 
Sure, you're intelligent. So what? You have some semblance of power. Big deal.
 
At least people LIKE the rest of us.

You scored 13% on Extraversion, higher than 7% of your peers.

You scored 40% on Intuition, higher than 19% of your peers.

You scored 100% on Thinking, higher than 100% of your peers.

You scored 67% on Judging, higher than 81% of your peers.

Extroversion levels are reasonably low, so it's safe to assume that I scored as an Extrovert due to the fact that I kept in mind while doing the test that I'm fully capable of socialising, I just don't do it more than is vital. Nevertheless, I sympathise with a great deal of this description, probably because ENTJ is very close to INTJ. It portrays my relationship with friends quite well. I demand a lot, but I also contribute a lot. Moreover, lack of patience is indeed a problem.

I've also checked the INTJ (aka the Crackpot), nothing unusual there... However, assuming that the summary accurately describes crowd's attitude towards this type (which I doubt) severe lack of hatred towards me would be an indication of a close bond between Introversion and Extroversion in my personality.

Here I go over-thinking a meaningless matter again... Thanks a lot, Thrill Kill.

Borefest
One word. Boring. Sums you up to a tee. You're responsible, trustworthy, serious and down to earth. Boring. Boring. Boring.

You play by the rules. You follow tradition. You encourage structure.

You insist that EVERYBODY do EVERYTHING by the book. Seriously, is there even an ounce of imagination in that little brain of yours? I mean, what's the point of imagination, right? It has no practical value...

As far as you're concerned, abstract theories can go screw themselves. You just want the facts, all the facts and nothing but the facts.

Oh. And you're a perfectionist. About everything. You know that the previous sentence was gramattically incorrect and that "gramattically" was spelled wrong. Your financial records are correct to 25 decimal places and your bedroom is in pristine condition. In fact, you even don't sleep on your bed anymore for fear that you might crease the sheets.

Thankfully, you don't have anyone else to share the bed with, because you're uncomfortable expressing affection and emotion to others. Too bad.

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That's strange. I am like this but I am an artist, by default, I do have imagination.

I got INTP. (Herpderp)

Fucking hell. To an absolute T! Xd 

INTJ

Crackpot

People hate you.

Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays.But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate that people have for you.

I mean, you're pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word "arrogant" lately? How about "jerk?" Or perhaps they only say that behind your back.

That's right. I know I can say this cause you're not going to cry. You're not exactly the most emotional person. You'd rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people.

Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and you're not that great with relationships as it is. You're never going to be a dude or chick magnet - purely because you're more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway.

How about this - "stubborn?" Hmm? Heard that lately? All those facts which don't fit your theories must just be wrong, right? I mean, really, the vast amounts of time you spend with your head in the clouds... you're just plain strange.

by BELIAL

What has Winnie vs Elmur fudd got to do with it? Eating egg yolk or syrup?

Yeah, I couldn't figure that out either. Maybe it was just something the test creator threw in thinking it would be funny, when it was really just stupid.

by Mee

You scored 13% on Extraversion, higher than 7% of your peers.

You scored 40% on Intuition, higher than 19% of your peers.

You scored 100% on Thinking, higher than 100% of your peers.

You scored 67% on Judging, higher than 81% of your peers.

Extroversion levels are reasonably low, so it's safe to assume that I scored as an Extrovert due to the fact that I kept in mind while doing the test that I'm fully capable of socialising, I just don't do it more than is vital. Nevertheless, I sympathise with a great deal of this description, probably because ENTJ is very close to INTJ. It portrays my relationship with friends quite well. I demand a lot, but I also contribute a lot. Moreover, lack of patience is indeed a problem.

I've also checked the INTJ (aka the Crackpot), nothing unusual there... However, assuming that the summary accurately describes crowd's attitude towards this type (which I doubt) severe lack of hatred towards me would be an indication of a close bond between Introversion and Extroversion in my personality.

Your result shows you're ISTJ, not ENTJ (look at the percentages. They're out of 100%)

you are...

Introverted - 87%

Sensing - 60%

Thinking - 100%

Judging - 67%

For some reason the test creator is only showing scores related to Extroversion, Intuition, Thinking and Judging, regardless of how high or low the result is for each. So, you have to look at the percentages to figure out what your result is overall.