No you aren't. And neither is Dexter from Dexter.
Dear mr narco - aspie - socio please will you help me become a better narc and possibly a socio too...lol..I've finally run away from mom and dad...well I'm in the garden shed with moms heroin and dads liquor... but they don't know im there...lol.
Will you be my new teacher please...lol...Mommy and daddy fucked up my life and I wanna use my new found socio powers to get them back and because ill better a better narc, I won't care...lol.
Ps I am 13 but maybe we could get married when im old enough?