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Crocodile

Crocodiles are lean, leathery individuals with air of wariness that comes from living on the edge. Their skin is often decorated with scars or tattoos. But crocodiles are not always easy to identify, because their survival strategy is based on misdirection and camouflage. As natural predators crocs attack without subtlety or intelligence, using any weapon at their disposal.

Crocodiles prefer docile prey, as the more unwary their victims the less likely they are to struggle. They think nothing of using dirty tricks to gain an advantage and have little sense of honor.

Crocs have little conscience, compassion, or guiding philosophy save that of survival and self-interest. Beware the crocodile's tears, because although they may run freely they do not run deep.

Living on the fringes of society, crocs avoid mainstream locales and prefer dimly lit, grimy hotels for their pursuit of food and entertainment. They ply their nefarious crafts by both day and night and are masters of disguise. Their ability to mask their true colors allows them to befriend unsuspecting victims, usurp their resources and then
disappear.

They do serve a useful service to society however, doing jobs that others find too unpleasant. With their talent for disguise, they are excellent private investigators, doing deep undercover work that reputable companies shun.

Because of their ruthless natures, they are also hired by legitimate businesses as bouncers or personal bodyguards. Some enterprising crocodiles go into their own businesses as gang-members, drug dealers, hired killers and second-story men, but all too often find their true calling as common thieves or conmen.

Careers and Hobbies
Soldier
Undercover cop
Bodyguard
Bail bondsman
Gambling
Hunting
Fishing
Swimming

Famous Crocodiles
Osama bin Laden
Charles Manson
Ted Bundy
Jeffrey Dahmer

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 Changing it wasn't as good.

Not sharing you psychoanalystic fuck.

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by Thrill Kill

 I got...

Crocodile

Crocodiles are lean, leathery individuals with air of wariness
that comes from living on the edge. Their skin is often decorated with
scars or tattoos. But crocodiles are not always easy to identify,
because their survival strategy is based on misdirection and camouflage.
As natural predators crocs attack without subtlety or intelligence,
using any weapon at their disposal.
Crocodiles prefer docile prey, as the more unwary their victims
the less likely they are to struggle. They think nothing of using dirty
tricks to gain an advantage and have little sense of honor.
Crocs have little conscience, compassion, or guiding philosophy
save that of survival and self-interest. Beware the crocodile's tears,
because although they may run freely they do not run deep.
Living on the fringes of society, crocs avoid mainstream locales
and prefer dimly lit, grimy hotels for their pursuit of food and
entertainment. They ply their nefarious crafts by both day and night and
are masters of disguise. Their ability to mask their true colors allows
them to befriend unsuspecting victims, usurp their resources and then
disappear.
They do serve a useful service to society however, doing jobs that
others find too unpleasant. With their talent for disguise, they are
excellent private investigators, doing deep undercover work that
reputable companies shun.
Because of their ruthless natures, they are also hired by
legitimate businesses as bouncers or personal bodyguards. Some
enterprising crocodiles go into their own businesses as gang-members,
drug dealers, hired killers and second-story men, but all too often find
their true calling as common thieves or conmen.

Careers and Hobbies
Soldier
Undercover cop
Bodyguard
Bail bondsman
Gambling
Hunting
Fishing
Swimming

Famous Crocodiles
Osama bin Laden
Charles Manson
Ted Bundy
Jeffrey Dahmer

 
The two most sociopathic animals are crocodile and weasel. xD You're a crocodile, I'm a weasel :p

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You didn't the share meaning of the weasel. I would like to have read it.

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http://animalinyou.com/profile.php?a=weasel

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My results told me that I might also be a shrew or a weasel, but crocodile was my main personality.

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by Thrill Kill

My results told me that I might also be a shrew or a weasel.

 Ha. I guess we're similar :P

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Wild Cat

"Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat." ~Mark Twain

Wildcat personalities do not differ substantially from their domestic cousins and exhibit the aloof behavior that is common to all felines. With their well-deserved reputations as creatures of comfort, wildcats jealously guard their independence while indulging in the finer things in life. Attractive, solitary, creative and curious, these individuals are quite happy to observe the world from a distance.

The wildcat would never take a conventional route and prefers to explore life from off the beaten track, relying heavily on its instincts and powers of observation to guide it safely through the jungle. Its air of indifference and need for privacy keeps it on the outskirts of society, but its love for comfort always brings it back.

Exceptional personal hygiene is a hallmark of the wildcat personality, and from their hair to their fingernails they are immaculately groomed. Shopping for clothing or personal-care items spices up long, dreary days.

When someone wrongs a wildcat, they make it their business to even the score. Displaying superb patience, wildcats will even wait years for the right moment. When the occasion comes to strike, they gather all their force and attack. In the face of a ferocious display of hissing and blustering, their surprised victim has little chance of escape.

The wildcat differs from its lion relatives in its approach to its social structure. With an aversion to the complex family organization of the lion, the wildcat finds freedom and self-indulgence to be far more compelling. As a natural explorer it disdains staying in one place for long, preferring the freedom of solitary roaming in exotic locales. This wanderlust makes it ideal for a career as a travel agent, explorer, mountain climber, researcher or writer.

Although wildcats are uncomfortable performing in front of large groups, their grace and lithe bodies make them natural dancers or gymnasts.

Careers and Hobbies
Explorer
Dancer
Travel agent
Researcher
Writer
Traveling
Massages
Shopping
Dancing

Famous Wild Cats
Michelle Pfeiffer
Heather Locklear

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The website insulted me. It called me a baboon.

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