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Getting Away With Murder - What Would You Do in These Scenarios?

 

by Lycan

Sometimes I just want to stab you in the eye with a pencil, to make you one eyed for real!.

 It's always nice to know how much I get under your skin.

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Getting Away With Murder - What Would You Do in These Scenarios?

I was mixing some serious feedback with making fun of the forum antics at the same time (1) your annoyance with my boring long msgs (2) previous posts criticizing you (3) the other trends on the website of accusing people as puppets or narcs, or boasting of bullying ppl

Sorry the humor was lost. No wonder you read me as annoyance.

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Getting Away With Murder - What Would You Do in These Scenarios?

Oh, I saw the humor alright. I was very amused at your annoyance.

It's quite obvious you use humor as a defense mechanism.

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Getting Away With Murder - What Would You Do in These Scenarios?

Look up dark humour TK. 

 

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No need.

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Getting Away With Murder - What Would You Do in These Scenarios?

You are absolutely right though I was thinking with my dick. I'd say a .22 bolt action rifle(the bullet will scramble the brain in the skull and its the most common caliber). After the hit give it to some gangs or bury it in the middle of nowhere.

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Getting Away With Murder - What Would You Do in These Scenarios?

Scenario 1.
You're hiking through the woods in a fairly secluded area, when you
happen to notice a man and woman in their 20's camping near a river.
There is nobody else around.

I wouldn't care about getting away with it if I were to do it.  But, if I were to do it in this first scenario (purely fictional):

I would walk up and introduce myself to the male, smack his fucking face and shoot his nuts off. I then shoot him in his face, throw him on a fire, and tie up his girl. 

I imagine there is a tent.  I put the girl inside the tent after lecturing about choices and fate for hours, untie her,  and then tell her she must stay inside the tent for 48 hours.  I search her person for items making sure she has no access to a cell phone, etc.  I then throw her a watch and tell her if she leaves the tent  within 48 hours she will die. 

I then patiently watch the tent awaiting her decision. 

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Getting Away With Murder - What Would You Do in These Scenarios?

 

by Thrill Kill

Oh, I saw the humor alright. I was very amused at your annoyance.

It's quite obvious you use humor as a defense mechanism.

 Actually I use such humor for "diplomacy."

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Getting Away With Murder - What Would You Do in These Scenarios?

Has it worked for you here so far?

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Getting Away With Murder - What Would You Do in These Scenarios?

Yes and no. Only counted two hits so far.

Still batting better than standup comedy. Or teaching 6th grade which is even harder.

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