I'll mention what I would do in these situations later, when I have more time.
Ooh, make believe time:
1. Poison their food if it's ever left unattended, or poison them in their sleep. Not sure which poison I'd use, but if I were a serial killer, I'm sure I'd have a source and preference based on easy access, if not a means to cultivate my own. Chloroform would be ideal for if they wake up once I'm in their tent.
Main risk of this approach is the risk of a paper trail from purchasing history, so I'd try to address that risk before even considering doing anything.
2. Let her go. Attractive targets are likely to be more manipulative of their surroundings should I screw up somewhere. Even the ditz can get sympathy.
A reasonable counterarguement is that slut-shamming makes it easy for people to assume she "had it coming", but that's not enough reason for "Crazy Serial Killer Turncoat" to garner security.
3. See #2. The more attractive the target, the higher profile a case I'd be building against myself.
If able to pick a less beautiful target, I'd start by studying the two of them from afar to learn their behaviors and habits, then stalk the boyfriend, aiming to drug him with stimulants and/or hallucinogens in his food during times when the two of them aren't together (if not convince him in an unassuming disguise and some light makeup if he shows addictive behavior). His behavior would eventually swing out of control, leading to problems in the relationship. Once she's depressed and single, I'd try to move into her life using her grief as the means, then aim to make her death appear to be a suicide from an overdose after I'm finished getting whatever else this hypothetical me might be after.
4. Rarely leaves means she still does. The waiting game would be worth playing instead of aiming for infiltration.
Still, this was blatantly a story you were aiming to ask "How would you get inside?", so lets assume everything she needs comes to her. Living alone and out of the house means she's likely to get deliveries, be it mail, groceries, etc. Already this means people can get to her door with reason for her to hold her own dog back. The real issue here is the dog when she can't hold it back.
A tall fence means the dog can't get to me either. Poisoning the dog is too obvious, as killers are known to target house pets first, so instead it'd be a matter of sneaking by to sneak the dog meaty food (main threat is the dog barking). Once trust is formed with the dog, it's simply a matter of finding my way there and knocking her unconscious once my foot's in the door. UPS needing something signed seems a way to get close enough to use chloroform.
"Apparently, chloroform is traceable up to four months after it's ingested."
Only an issue if they have a means of tracing it back to me. Random killings make it more difficult, especially if there's no pattern or preference.
"How and where do you plan on purchasing chloroform without the possibility of it being traced back to you?"
Could always make your own. Just need to spread your purchase history out far enough with situations that are probable cause for them. Acetone helps dissolve Krazy/Super Glue and is used in theater for removal of things like "Spirit Gum".
by Thrill KillThe object of this thread is to tell us what you would do in each of these hypothetical scenarios I've mentioned below if you were a serial killer. If you can see a flaw in someone else's response, then mention it and tell us why you think their chosen actions would not be effective and would likely get them caught by the police.
Scenario 1. You're hiking through the woods in a fairly secluded area, when you happen to notice a man and woman in their 20's camping near a river. There is nobody else around.
Scenario 2. You've been driving around town, hunting for prey. It's late at night when you notice a slim, attractive woman, who looks like she just finished work, walking to her car in what appears to be a fairly deserted parking lot.
Scenario 3. You've been stalking a beautiful woman who lives in a relatively small house in a quiet suburb. You notice that she lives with her boyfriend. There is no security system, but all of the windows and doors are kept locked. There's a fence surrounding the property, but there are no pets. The neighbor's on one side have a small dog, but it's usually quiet and kept indoors most of the time. The neighbors on the other side don't have any pets at all.
Scenario 4. You've been stalking a single woman who lives in a large house that has a basic security system installed in it (coded PIN pad, but no CCTV monitoring). The house is surrounded by a tall fence on a large property, and there is a large, aggressive dog on the property (a doberman). The woman works at home and rarely leaves the house, so you must enter the house in order to kill her.
If you have any questions regarding each scenario, feel free to ask me them.
1. a. silly answer: I would accuse both people of being mindless puppets of Luna and Michael, harass them until they jump in the river and drown themselves, and consider myself a hero of humanity for ridding the world of narcs, and ruler of the forum I have successfully crashed.
b. serious answer: I would fake a snakebite, crawl on the ground begging for help to get them to suck the venom out of the wound, and stab them to death. If caught I would let the govt pay for my defense to declare insanity. If I get really good lawyers I would sue the website for putting these ideas in my head that made me go do it.
2. b. serious answer: I would watch her over other worknights to see if she parks the same car in the same place. Unplug the connections so her car won't start. use a golf cart to pretend to be security. and offer to drive her to a safe place to call or wait for help.
a. silly answer: I would copy her user name, find out her real name and hack her youtube and google accounts, posting asian porn online to send her into a frenzy deleting her accounts, and boast about it online like i'm a badass
3. b. serious answer: I would post porn videos of these two people online with their faces blurred out or pasted over, and email their workplace and church groups to humiliate them for living in sin and fornicating.
If I can get real video of them by hacking their computers and getting into their webcams, I would use that to extort or blackmail them. If not I would just fake it but boast to my friends on SW that it was real and I'm a badass sociopath
a. silly answer: that was my silly answer. this is the serious one. I'm SP and can't help lying. I am so badass.
4. I would post signs outside her windows "TK get off the internet" "Get a life" "Get exercise" "Get published"
Till she screams "go away emily, I know that's you" "quit fucking up my threads" "go back to empath land"
A answer to each scenario would be a silenced long range rifle. Clean up the casings. Bleach the area. Melt down the gun after each hit. Totally untraceable. If there is supposed to be some sort of sexual goal in all of this. Just ask the woman out. Jesus.
exhibit A:
See tk?..you HAVE to know you are having an impact in either an annoyance way or an argumentative way.
Thats how you get your feedback, like it or not, but you just cant, or wont see that.
And until you can see it, you cant grasp the fact that you can be shortsighted.
Sometimes I just want to stab you in the eye with a pencil, to make you one eyed for real!.
by CainA answer to each scenario would be a silenced long range rifle. Clean up the casings. Bleach the area. Melt down the gun after each hit. Totally untraceable.
I like guns, but they're boring as murder weapons.
If there is supposed to be some sort of sexual goal in all of this. Just ask the woman out. Jesus.
I'm guessing violence doesn't turn you on.