you are fucking retarted and desperate
Hey, I like the hook so far.
I thought you might be interested in taking a look at this:
http://fuckyourwritinghabits.tumblr.com/
It's a haven for writers who want to hone their skills. It has a lot of info, tips, categories, answers to questions and research thingies you may find useful. :D
There are a bunch of other tumblrs like this. But I find this one the neatest. It divides topics by tags so it's ordered.
http://fuckyourwritinghabits.tumblr.com/tags
Also, torture.