TC's the new WW3... Except for when it comes to Xena. In that case, WW3 is the new TC.
WW3 is our living puppet who is trying to become a real boy, but instead of trying to be brave, truthful, and unselfish, he aims to understand how to be craven, deceptive, and self-serving within the guise of simplicity, a true foil of the Pinocchio story. The weight behind his blows are light and he has near-zilch commanding presence, so people find him easier to ignore than the rest around here like some sort of long forgotten Elf on the Shelf. What do we even really know about the real WW3 compared to what we know from his appropriated Tumblr blogs, Nabble entries, cheap imitations of the past, and (mostly) ineffective jabs at others? Nothing, absolutely nothing. The guy tries to call people out on their shit despite how much he hypocritically doesn't show himself, and as a result no one takes the talking construct seriously. As long as he remains in hiding, people will be that much less likely to see him.
In the end, WW3 wants to feel like one of us. One of us. You know his life must be sad if this is the standard he wants to conform to, live up to, and it's even more sad to watch him flounder about as a cheap imitation of the internet with little success. To his credit, if you can call becoming like us "credit" and not "loss", he is refining this persona, this mask of his, but it still feels like it's not really him. What makes a person's words have weight comes from how much of themselves they let be known, how much of their inner self they let spill into the words they type, but instead of trying to be more real... he tries to be more fierce, a trying that we all can see that steals the wind from his sails, which is a shame as he's had some very good disses at other people's expense in the past. The desperation to become a household name has drawn him in a direction that, while an improvement from the increased ability to cut loose, is still facile.
WW3, if you want to be a real boy, you'll need to let yourself be yourself instead of just this caricature you've made. If you want some audio in your voice instead of the clacking of wood, you'll need some heart behind those words. If you want to be able to hit someone and have it sting, you'll need to arm yourself with a heftier subtext than the surface level presentations you've given us. As long as you are just a username on a forum, you will not impact anyone's lives. As long as you don't feel real, no one will have to treat you as real, and you'll be as easy to throw away as long forgotten toys in the attic. Even Xena has you beaten there.
You're like a pug who wishes to be a pitbull, a child trying to imitate the adults you're surrounded by, much to the patronizing laughter of those who are witnessing it. Your saving grace is that you are aware of how much of a pitbull/adult that you aren't, but the trying has been trying at times to watch. You need to be fleshed out more, and I think a more real you would have people actually be hurt or more informed by the things you have to say. It takes a level of reciprocation, the willingness to lower one's shield so that your weapon can strike with more accuracy.
If you want to be able to hit someone and have it sting, you'll need to arm yourself with a heftier subtext than the surface level presentations you've given us. The weight behind his blows are light and he has near-zilch commanding presence, so people find him easier to ignore than the rest around here like some sort of long forgotten Elf on the Shelf. What do we even really know about the real WW3 compared to what we know from his appropriated Tumblr blogs, Nabble entries, cheap imitations of the past, and (mostly) ineffective jabs at others? Nothing, absolutely nothing. The guy tries to call people out on their shit despite how much he contradictaly he doesn't show himself, and as a result no one takes the talking construct seriously.
tell that to rembrandt and cadaver XD
What makes a person's words have weight comes from how much of themselves they let be known, how much of their inner self they let spill into the words they type, but instead of trying to be more real... he tries to be more fierce,
from experience i'd say not really
you're mostly right otherwise. i'll do yours eventually
edit: your roast doesnt sting much either. what does sting are: sugar being annoying, though her actual roasts sting too, dnjack being annoying, tpg being annoying, jason being annoying, cricket being annoying, rembrandt being annoying, me failing to make somebody angry (which really pisses me off), and most of all buttered toast being annoying.
ive made truces with some of them so thats good for me.