Awhhh best moment!
"Is that you tapping me on the shoulder to get my attention?"
Ed is very tall. I'm teasing him about that. Tall enough for his exaggerated legendary dick to be swinging all over the place and smacking muh short self in very odd places. Like my shoulder.
"Or are you and your ginormous self"
^ another stab at tall.
"tryina make me your lucky buttsex lady"
How many times have I said eeew to buttsex? I have to explain the sarcasm here?
"number 301?"
Joking about the number of women Ed and then Syst and then half the forum goes on about Ed fucking.
The number keeps growing in the telling.
Duh.
Turncoat is a bored soul. He's bored of life, and some would even argue he's bore-ing. Turncoat is not well connected enough or educated enough to survive in a world of capitalism, but he did read a lot of books when he was young-- mostly as a form of escape from his severe social isolation he felt in school because of his ugly, disloyal, and selfish tendencies. There are many who wish him dead, but not I