So you can have some masturbation material?
You haven't earned that yet.
I will show you a pic of how long my hair is though to tease you a little.
I'm more of a honey blonde though.
My sweet, tender bottomed emilynghiem.
The depths of my love are unfathomed and the shallowness of my desire is unpredictable.
I think you are a sweet, bitter, sour, salty, fatty, and protein rich bitch (the last part is not derogatory or chauvinistic, merely an appreciation of your charm).
If we take over the world, we will have to diminish the idiocracy and propagate the meritocracy.
I have a sensible plan towards making you happy (and everyone else as well of course).