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 Here's a rhyme I made off the top of my head

It won't be too good, well now that that's said

I will continue to type these words that I extract from my brain

So many words I could use, the most fitting being insane

This isn't as amusing as I thought, I'll likely stop soon

Something tells me you'll consider that quite a boon

Well I think I'm done time to say goodbye

I'll just finish this sentence and post reply.

-I was bored and figured why not.

I'm going to try to write an amusing poem later that includes certain members of this forum.

I'd like to see others here do the same.

There's little in taking or giving,

There's little in water or wine;

This living, this living, this living

Was never a project of mine.

Oh, hard is the struggle, and sparse is

The gain of the one at the top,

For art is a form of catharsis,

And love is a permanent flop,

And work is the province of cattle,

And rest's for a clam in a shell,

So I'm thinking of throwing the battle,

Would you kindly direct me to Hell?

- Dorothy Parker

This is the short translation of my poem, which my current girlfriend loves very much. (It made me laugh, while I was writing it.)

You made me feel love to somebody again,

but my deepest love is only reserved for you.

Everytime, when you have tears in your face,

I'll dry them and make you feel beeing the most beautiful girl in the world.

That's enough, what an emotional shit!!!

I also write rap, but not in english and it tooks to long to translate them.

Ahem.. 

The Internet Psycho from OZ 

There once was a woman from OZ (Aus.)
Who need to be slapped with a vase.
She fantasized all day 
And wanted to play 
but really she was just a lost cause. 

RichardParker ate a pie

Got so fat he started to cry

He wanted a girl so he could use her

But no-one wanted to fuck a loser

Ah, I see you don't read much. If you did you would know that Richard Parker would never eat pie - that's what makes him so complex.

His instincts were all he knew but he'd never eat Pi, in fact he was letting himself starve to death. So you see, even RP, a natural born killer over rode his instincts and nature. He gained control of himself and knew loyalty and love. Thus my name.    

 Oh for fuck's sake, do you honestly think I give a shit what you really eat and don't eat? lol

Don't get so defensive and stop analyzing every fucking thing so much.

See if you could fathom reading a book you would know that eating pi/or pie is a metaphor. Do you understand metaphors. No obviously you don't - sigh. "Life of Pi' would be over your head so don't start there. 

Edit to add: (I'm sorry you have weight issues. Advice: I go to the gym everyday. I do it for a release for some of my rage problems struggles - doctor ordered.  It gives endorphins too. Another bi-product - it keeps me pretty ripped.  You should try it - for real.)   Maybe you'll meet someone at the gym?? lol

Do you have any Laxettes? I'm feeling a little constipated at the moment.