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by KipDrordy

hi thrill kill

you seem really neato

would you like to be my frined

on facebook?

Do I want you as my friend on Facebook...? Gosh, that's a hard one.

I'll friend you on there if you're willing to pay me. Go tell your mummy you need her credit card details, cause you're about to make a super duper new bestie.

i told my mom i made a new friend

now i have 104 friends

she said kip im happy for you

i asked her about the credit card but she said kip no

but my mom makes real good grilled cheese

hold on!!

my mom made me grilled cheese but i told her make one for my friend thrill kill

she said ok

im happy were friends

thrill kill im going to eat grilled cheese

i asked my mom to make one for you and she said kip ok

you can come over if you want

my mom said kip get off the computer so i said ok mom

by Mr_Mackey

Do you do drugs? You sound like you do drugs.

 Yes, darlin', I do drugs. If you come over to my place, I'll share some with you... for a price.

Don't do drugs, they're bad. Mmmkay.

No, you've been lied to. Drugs are good for you... very, very good for you.

by KipDrordy

i told my mom i made a new friend

now i have 104 friends

she said kip im happy for you

i asked her about the credit card but she said kip no

but my mom makes real good grilled cheese

hold on!!

my mom made me grilled cheese but i told her make one for my friend thrill kill

she said ok

im happy were friends

 No credit card, no friendship, but if your mom's hot, I might just come over and see what else she can grill.

thrill kill my mom can grill

my dads better at the outside grill

my dad makes burgers on the outside grill

he says here kip try this one

its real good

im so happy were friends thrill kill

do you like burgers??

I'm bored shitless and your sockpuppet's not helping the situation.

Try being a little more entertaining, or is that too hard for you...

thrill kill my mom said kip get off the computer

i told her wait mom im talking to my friend thrill kill

she said no kip now

i said wait mom

she said no kip now you have homework

hold on!!

back!!

thrill kill my mom says kip do your homework

i said wait mom but she said no kip now

bye thrill kill but im so glad were friends

on facebook

when i finish my math homework we can play candy crush!!

Greetings

Tell us about yourself, and we will put your membership up for a vote.

Suggestions are

Either a DARK section for Senior Members to practice therapy on you

or a LIGHT section where you will be bored to death by longwinded empaths

If you qualify for the unmoderated CIRCUS/GREY area

be prepared to be entertained by both, with a light puppet show for comic relief and tragic waste of bandwidth.

If not target practice to sharpen your wits!

Do you have any preferences?

Do you consider yourself DARK meat, WHITE or both?

If you are mixed up in the head, and don't know, just post here and we'll let the forum decide where you belong.

For hints, please see thread on How to be a Sociopath by Hello Tech.

You should really stop with the drug taking. Emily, please don't do drugs they're bad. If you dont believe me ask your dad. If you don't believe him ask your mom, she'll tell you how she does them all the time. Mmmkay 

Also other bad things are alcohol and smokin' Mmmkay 

Uh, You sound like you like a good smokin' but please don't. It's bad Mmmkay