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Hey everyone, my name is Mr mackey, um, but you can just call me, um, Mr mackey or mackey or like whatever. Mmmkay. Bye

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will you be my friend??

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shrugs Mmmkay 

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oh gosh i'm so happy

do you need me to tend your farm ville?

im real good at it!!!

hold on i have to tell my mom im hanging out with my friend mr mackey

she said have fun kip

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You could have at least created entertaining sockpuppets instead of this boring crap.

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hi thrill kill

you seem really neato

would you like to be my frined

on facebook?

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You can tend my farm ville, just, um, don't do any drugs. They're bad. Mmmkay.

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i promise no drugs

mr makckey 

do you play candy crush???

i have 102 frineds but only 98 of the plat candy crush :((

do you want to?

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Do you do drugs? You sound like you do drugs. Don't do drugs, they're bad. Mmmkay.

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Um, no. Mr mackey isn't a paedophile Mmmkay. So, um, just don't do drugs. Or alcohol and, um, smokin' Mmmkay. They're bad.

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