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 What do rapists use for lube?

Tears!

This thread is a perfect example of "I don't now what I was expecting". 

 That kind of sounds like the Milgram Experiment

Big brother asks mom what is for dinner.

"Tongue" she replies.

He forgets so he asks his little brother what is for dinner.

"...nngg" he replies. 

Brings back old memories I asked them to erase with bath salts and shock therapy.

An airplane stewardess got ordered by the captain to inform the passengers, that they are going to crash into the ocean in less than a minute.

She promptly asks the passengers:

-Does everyone have a passport?

Everyone answers enthusiastically:

-Yeah!

-Excellent, please bring them up and wave them.

Everyone complies happily.

-Now everyone roll your passports into a very tight tube, very tightly please.

The passengers do as she asks without reservation

-And now everyone please stuff the passports into your rectum, for easier body identification.

A little girl wakes up in the morning and tells her father:

-Daddy, I had a dream last night in which a goat was doing the same to me what you do to mommy sometimes in your room.

The father rubs his beard and asks:

-A goat you say?

 I find your veiws of brutal jokes quite interesting....interesting insights

What is warm and dissolves in your mouth?

The clitoris of a woman with leprosy

-Mommy, mommy, can I have a cookie?

-Of course darling, they're on the table.

-But mommy, I don't have hands.

-No hands, no cookies.

What is a little girl doing, when playing on a swing?

Annoying the sniper.

A reporter interviews a mujahedin in Afghanistan

-Sir, what is the happiest moment in your life?

-Well, one spring a little girl got lost in the mountains, so we gathered a group of men and when we found her we had a good time with her.

The reporter asks with distaste:

-Did you have any other happy times in your life?

-Well, one spring a donkey got lost in the mountains, so we gathered a group of men and when we found it we had a good time with it.

The reporter asks with exasperation:

-Did you have any terrible moments in you life?

-Well, one spring I got lost in the mountains...

Jesus is dying on the cross. He lifts his head and calls out:

-Peter

Peter tries to approach his teacher, but the guards beat him up. He retreats in pain.

Jesus calls out again:

-Peter

The loyal apostle tries to approach his dying master again, but this time the guards break his arms and legs and throw him back to his place.

Jesus calls out again:

-Peter

Peter starts crawling towards the cross and miraculously reaches Jesus.

-I'm here rabbi, what is it?

Jesus answers:

-I can see my home from here.

 Haha these are great, thanks for posting guys. 

What's yellow but turns red when you push the button?

-A chick in a blender

What's red, sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller?

-A down syndrom kid with a cheeseslicer