Sociopath Community

 Define brutal and sick for sociopathic community

 I ment brutal in the eyes of empaths. I like telling these kinds of jokes to test people's nerves.

 Ok let's try, idk depends what purpose the joke serves, I don't usually find them amusing unless pretending

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.

She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".

So he stabs her & nicks her purse.

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My girlfriend is a porn star.

She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.

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What is the smartest cell (or substance) in a woman's body?

Sperm.

I consider myself intelligent enough to understand the brutality of the first joke, but despite that it is a true fact put in a funny construction.

Jimmy Carr is okay, most comedians tend to be less emotional and by telling such jokes he only makes the public more involved. At least that's how I see it.

Can't think of any jokes right now, sorry.

The middle one is hilarious!

 Not a 'brutal' joke, but it'll do...

The FBI had an opening for a secret agent. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.'

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.'

Finally, the last man was given the same instructions, to kill his wife. He took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the man, wiping the sweat from his brow. 'Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks' he said. 'I had to strangle the bitch to death'.

Q: What's the best part about fucking a 3 year-old?

A: Hearing their pelvis crack.

One of the funniest comments I read online was on the article about the Craigslist killer who murdered a masseuse:

"She must have rubbed him the wrong way."

 How do you make a 4 year old girl cry twice? 

You whipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear.