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Random and relevant.

 

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Being buried the western way seems like a terrible waste. I'd rather die in Tibet and be given a sky burial, where my body is fed to vultures. Though without ceremony.

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This will be my funeral song:

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My last words would be the lines of a well known song, like happy birthday, or silent night, so that when ever people hear those songs they will remember me, and hopefully ruin the event

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It doesn't matter for me, I'm dead then.

But they will remember me. Maybe a psychiatrist writes a book about me or his doctorate, but only if I get caught for doing something. It would be a fun game, being the protagonist in such a book. But I can also have a life without psychiatrists and prison... I'll see...

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"YES, I WAS EVEN LATE TO MY OWN FUNERAL!"


So friends visiting my grave can finally say "SEE, WE TOLD YOU SO!"

And I can't argue back!

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It's amusing that your epitaph is one of your shortest posts (if not the shortest, I'm not looking to be sure).

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I don't want to have a tombstone. I want to donate myself to The Body Farm at UT and have my corpse be used for analysis.

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http://writing.worth1000.com/entries/716811/for-the-eternal-procrastinator

Thanks Ana, the longer EPITAPH is ^here^ (I added the poem to score higher in the funny headstones contest.)

Pamela is also in this contest as "caroldileo" This is where I met her, found out she was SP and referred her here.

She posted on Sensy's yay or nay thread as "CarolDileoAgnatha" where you can see a lot of issues worked out with Luna.

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