Oh my god Grandmother, must you reveal ALL our family secrets?.
My god, I can hear people turning in their graves.
How COULD you!...and after all these years you drop the clanger on us that you are actually a rug muncher!!..
Oh the shame...the ignominity ...
P.S....you used my trust fund for dirty weekends with women...didnt you!!??
Signed,
your dejected grandson
Timothy.