:)
If I didn't abuse the slave, it wouldn't be hard to have one here. My daughter has indicated that she wishes I had a slave too, lol. I told her how handy it would be to have one around, but since I do plan on abusing the slave, I'm not likely to get one until my daughter leaves home.
I have zero interest in affection.
for instance:
i get a togo order from a place i frequent, I pull up to a resturaunt where a girl i like works, i'm wearing flipflops, swim shorts and a very flattering tanktop that accentuates my physique. I also have a kayak in the back of my mud covered jeep which the girls notice out the window. I walk in apparently tired... the girls ask why i look this way, and i explain reluctantly that i had to do a night jump last night and didnt get much rest (still smiling ofcourse).
in ths instance the girls ask me why my jeep is covered in mud to which i reply i enjoy offroading (fun) they ask about the kayaks and shorts and i explain i'm going for a workout (fun and fit) they ask about me being tired, its because i'm a paratropper... in these instances, i'm not bragging, im simply answering their questions in passing, building rapport, showing value, and remaining mysterious...
pretty simple actually.