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by Venator of Verum

Pavlov is enjoying a pint in the pub.

The phone rings.

He jumps up and shouts: "Hell, I forgot to feed the dog!"

This is a winner for me!

"Did you know that making a girl laugh is the second best way to get a girl into bed?" I asked my date.
"Really?" she asked. "What's the first?"
"A big fuck off knife!" I replied.
"Ha-ha, you're funny," she said.
"Well done, you've made a sensible choice."

Q: Why does emily constantly fart in real life?

A: Because she cant keep her mouth shut long enough to build up the required pressure.